BW - "This 'Divine Spark', have ya seen it, lad?"
Camp - Hi BW
Mike - "What I'm chattin' for...is to prove that I'm a better chatter..."
BW - Good evening Camp, and Mike..."What goes, Mike...can you Quote?"
Mike - "I reckon I can..."
BW - "There's the chatroom to pay..."
Mike - "You know BW...all my life, I've been wary of the appearance of other quoters...BW, I sure am glad to see you..."
BW - "That fellow Mike...does his performance in a quotefest match his appearance?"
Mike - "Well, we can put Camp, BW, and Mike into the chatroom...we're in very good shape, I think..."
Mike - "He quotes the movies...."
BW - "Nothing quite so much like God on earth as Mike in a quotefest..."
BW - "Now, let's go surprise Henry the Moderator..."
Mike - "Well, I'm normally not this informal...I just logged on a few minutes ago so somebody should welcome you to my...to our chatroom..."
Mike - "Mmmmmm....sure glad the connection problems are gone...wouldn't want anything to slow up Henry the Moderator...."
BW - "The chatroom is STREWN with quoters...every phrase I say is observed...Why, if I mess up a quote now, I'll lose half my reputation, and they'll still be looking down their screens at me, from that chatroom right there!"
Mike - "I'm alright...just a quote...that's all..."
BW - "Is this a good chatroom? Is this the place to have a quotefest?"
Mike - "The MODERATOR...will not allow a logon from the backdoor...I've been arguing against a chat this evening...h*ll, I've been arguing against a quotefest at all...I can't call this one off...and you know it..."
Mike - "They don't even need recent movies...they can just roll 'Gettysburg' quotes down on ya..."
BW - "Would ya believ, Mike, me bucko, would ya believe it for the love of Mary, TWICE, I been kicked off AOL TWICE in one day...if you're gonna lose somethin, might as well be an AOL account..."
Mike - "Gentlemen....WE are the quoters....Gentlemen....G*d go with you..."
BW - "Mike, I continue this quotefest....under PROTEST!"
Mike - "I sure could do with a connection right now....BW...I wanted to tell ya...just in case...that I never quoted with a better chatter...."
Mike - "BW...you are the best I got...now sir, if you are ready...why don't you start quoting that movie?"
Mike - "They don't quote for us....no sir...THAT is a blessing..."
BW - "Qoute to the last...to the last what...the last chatroom, the last screen name, the last moderated chat....excersize in internet mumbojumbo..."
Mike - "You quoted....real good...the other night BW...you gotta admire him...the way he just kept quotin'...ya think that he'll be quotin' tonight?"
Mike - "We're about to start a quotefest....so here's what we're gonna do...I want you to keep a good...HOT...masking chat on Camp...ole Camp over there....the rest of us...are going to sidestep to a Gettysburg chat...."
BW - "What do you want me to do with these prisonuhs heah suh, the internet hackers of the 2nd Maine?"
BW - "You mean Quoooooooooooooooote?"
BW - "Mike, my boys saw the whole thing from the chatroom...it was the darndest thing I ever saw...may I, may I shake yor hand, sir?"
Mike - "BW...I saw the whole quotefest from my laptop...it was the d*mnest thing that I ever saw....may I...may I logon again as Buster?....this chatroom, this chatroom we desecrated...what's its name? Does it have a name?"
Mike - LOL...gettin' scarry BW...
BW - "This movie, this movie that we quoted tonight, does it have a name?"
BW - LMAO, you're in mid-season form old buddy! Scary indeed...
Mike - "Yes, but here's what we're gonna do...we're gonna quote...swinging DOWN through the movie...BW....he's gotta be tired if I am...."
Mike - G*d, it has been a while, hasn't it BW?
BW - "This is Gettysburg, sir, that is the name of the movie you quoted...that one you're moving onto, that's called Glory..."
Mike - "Where ya been, BW? Well, logged on as Mike...found some quoters down there who had no use for their quotes...oh, you're a GB obsessive!!"
BW - Mike, "when this is all over, i shall miss it verrah much...."
Mike - "BW!! If you don't believe in what we're quotin' heAH, then peH-haps you shouldn't be apAAAAAAAAAAAt of it!!"
Mike - "BW...you may commence..."
BW - "A paaaaaaaat of what? Chaaaaaaaage right, chaaaaaaaage left, little finger along the return key of the keyboard?"
Mike - "Well suh...I ain't quotin'...for you, suh...I mean...what's the point?...no-one's gonna outquote anyone else....someone's gonna outquote!...yeah....who?...I mean...you can go back to your big TV and studio version of GB and Glory...what do I get?"
BW - "You there, what's your name, I'm puttin you up on chaaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaages!"
BW - "Stinks I s'pose...."
BW - "I still ain't gonna carry on in your quotefest, tho'...."
BW - Good evening, Uncle Billy, we're just sitting here being silly...
BW - "it's tahm for us to ante up and kick in like quoters...LIKE QUOTERS!"
BW - *ducks*, and says: Don't burn my house down, Cump!
BW - "There would be some word from Mike...he would not leave us blind in a quotefest..."
Mike - "You watch who you call a quotAH! Any quotAHs around her it's you!! Smart-mouth, stupid-a*ssed, swamp runnin' quotAH! If you ain't careful, that's all you evAH gonna be..."
BW - "is you an old chattah or an old quotah?"
BW - "Bizkits and Gravay!"
Mike - Sorry to isolate y'all...when BW and I get started, it's usually hard to stop us..."We're on our way to Richmond...TO RICHMOND!!!"
Mike - "Any chattah...caught quotin'...will be deemed as inciting servile movie quoting...and be returned to a state of AOL disconnection..."
Mike - "If BW should fall silent...who will lift the keyboard and carry on the quotin'???!!!"
BW - "These pot-bellied, lame brained b*stards from AOL treat us like we were cowards or dogs, or Netscape customers, or wuhs...We ain't gonna complete this chat...."
Mike - "I'll see you in the chatroom, BW!"
Mike - Where abouts in Alabama? I live in Virginia, but am in NYC right now....BLECH...going home tomorrow afternoon!! Lived in Louisiana for a while too...
BW - "I'm jealous Mike...before long, you'll be back in Richmond, sitting by the fire, cup of decent coffee, chatting on Netscape..."
Camp - I ain't fightin for no darkies, I'm fightin for my bytes
Mike - "Promise me...that I'm not...**gasp, gasp**...comin' back....PROMISE ME!!!"
Mike - What's the name of it, Reb? I've read something similar to that, except that someone smuggled M-16's to Lee, but was stopped prior to GB...read that a LONG time ago...
BW - "Majah Fawbes heah has become quite accustomed to your 'operations'...code-cracking, virus-sending, firewall hacking...shall I go on?"
BW - "That man is a web-surfer...that man is SECESH! And secesh must be swept from the earth by the hand of G*d like the hackers of old..."
Mike - "They ain't nothin' but a bunch of GB quoters...and you just got to know how to CONTROL 'em...you see what I mean?....quoters..."
Mike - "Yes, I've become quite a student of BW's quotin'....34 quotes I think it was....posted on BW's last login of Henry's chatroom..."
BW - "lord knows, had to use the bayonet to keep em from quotin...if ya wanna send em a virus...won't nobody say nuthin!"
Mike - "You men are relieved...we won't be needing any more quoters..."
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